Bad Xmas gift

[sasha_feather]

My Christmas gift from my brother and SIL was a daily calendar from the Onion fake newspaper. Now, normally I like the Onion, and to be fair, my brother couldn't have known what was inside.

The first page, Jan 1/2, was a rape joke. @TBoneJenkins on Twitter suggested I throw the calendar away.

What do you think?

Poll #5492 The Failtastic Onion Calendar Poll

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 10

View Respondents

What should I do with the calendar?

View Answers

Throw it away!
0 (0.0%)

Give to the good will/charity
2 (20.0%)

Keep it
0 (0.0%)

Something else I'll say in comments
8 (80.0%)

ETA: Ryan and I are going to burn it. Y/N??

Comments

[ladyjax]

Go for the burn.

[meloukhia]

I would be inclined to write them an angry letter on the back of the rape joke and mail it back to them, along with the rest of the calendar, requesting a refund.

[marina]

BURN IT.

[alphaviolet]

Tear off page 1?

Write a letter to the Onion and complain?

IDK...

[tamara_russo]

Burning it sounds great!

[eggcrack]

BURNING HORRIBLE STUFF IS AWESOME

[sophygurl]

I'd ... recycle it. But burning is good too.