Bad Xmas gift

[sasha_feather]

My Christmas gift from my brother and SIL was a daily calendar from the Onion fake newspaper. Now, normally I like the Onion, and to be fair, my brother couldn't have known what was inside.

The first page, Jan 1/2, was a rape joke. @TBoneJenkins on Twitter suggested I throw the calendar away.

What do you think?

Poll #5492 The Failtastic Onion Calendar Poll

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What should I do with the calendar?

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Throw it away!
0 (0.0%)

Give to the good will/charity
2 (20.0%)

Keep it
0 (0.0%)

Something else I'll say in comments
8 (80.0%)

ETA: Ryan and I are going to burn it. Y/N??

Comments

[sasha_feather]

It is making a lovely and heartwarming fire! :D

[jesse_the_k]

YAYAYAYAY! (outside, I hope).

[sasha_feather]

We have a fireplace!

[cereus]

"And it smelled of burning; but it was the burning of unclean things"


Not that I like the source, but the quote seemed very appropriate. :)

[sasha_feather]

Ha! That is perfect. What's the source?

I thought of the burning as an offering to an unknown goddess.

[cereus]

I think it's from the Bible, although I haven't actually checked. I hear my Christian acquaintances quote it.

I like your image.

Oh great, someone gave my boyfriend's brother one. DX There might be another fire over here.