Horses are good company -- The Witcher

I'm kind of the queen of l'esprit d'escalier, (and I want a pretty French tiara for it, dammit) and I tend to channel that into slightly scoldingly toned educational phone calls or letters to superiors. I'd be all over the study coordinator for this one, because that's how I roll.

I can't imagine the chilling effect on study participation that douchebag's comments could have if he said them to the wrong person.