Shit (Straight) guys say to lesbians

[sasha_feather]

It's funny-- I feel a lot better about the thing that happened on Wednesday, where that guy told me about the size of his dick and whatnot, now that I've seen this:

I do enjoy this meme.

Comments

[futuransky]

That was hilarious, gross, and unfortunately highly true to life!

[sasha_feather]

Yes indeed! I was like "WHYYYYYY" for a couple of days; now I just realize that it's another gross thing that dude bros do.

[jesse_the_k]

That was awesome(ly bad)

[sasha_feather]

Yep.

[anna_bird]

Oh wow.

[sasha_feather]

"My dick is this long! You got curves, girl! You ever done it with a man?"

I had told myself previously I was going to do "the repeater" or the "meow" thing from Super Troopers if this ever happened to me, but I forgot, and I didn't do it!

[anna_bird]

UGH! What a fucker!

Hone your skills, woman. You never know when you meow be called to duty.

[amadi]

Wow, that was awesome in its encapsulation of the skeeve. My skin is all crawly from just her imitation.

[sasha_feather]

Yeah I think she does a great job-- it's over the top but only a little.