Things that perplexed me when I was a kid

[sasha_feather]

--I thought the moon was a planet.

--People seemed to pronounce wind chill as "windsheel", all blended together and soft, so I couldn't parse it and thought they were maybe saying "wind shield," even though that did not make sense.

--I thought that tourist meant someone who led tours (tour guide).

--I couldn't hear the difference between picture and pitcher.

--I didn't understand why "I" in the middle of a sentence should be capitalized.

--I didn't understand the subtle nuances that differentiated dinner and supper (this is still difficult because dinner means different things to different people).

What did you have a hard time understanding as a kid?

Comments

[gabbysilang]

I still don't understand the difference between dinner and supper. Is one like...like brunch?

[dogstar]

-I didn't understand why the word "unique" wasn't pronounced yoo-ni-KWAY (uni like unicorn, que like 'what' in spanish)

-When I was very little, I didn't understand why, if the bit of your face above your eyebrows was your forehead, the top of your head wasn't your fivehead and your face from like, chin to eyebrows your threehead, numbered sections to indicate PARTS of the head seemed very reasonable to me :P)

[j00j]

This will probably not disambiguate at all: http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_96.html

I remember thinking this was weird as a kid too. Some people around us (mostly mom's family, who moved to more rural IL from Germany) used "dinner" to mean a larger midday meal. Others didn't use "dinner" for that and would just say lunch regardless of size. I think my parents use dinner and supper interchangeably? I don't think I say "supper" at all?

[king_touchy]

When I was a kid, the day's meals were breakfast, dinner, supper. Most people I know now say breakfast, lunch, dinner. I still call the evening meal supper, and I call the midday meal lunch. Unless it's Sunday or a holiday -- then the midday meal is dinner.

What the difference is -- I have no clue.

[lauredhel]

There are still quite a few people here who call the evening meal "tea". That confused me quite a lot going from the USA back to Australia around age eight.

[davidgillon]

If I'm in Durham: Breakfast, dinner (lunch), tea (dinner), supper
If I'm in Kent: Breakfast, lunch, dinner (tea), supper

There's a definite locality/class element in here historically, with, in the UK, dinner+tea being Northern/lower class, and lunch+dinner Southern/upper class.

And given your icon, should we mention second breakfast ;)

[king_touchy]

We have elevenses on Sunday. Thank you, Tolkien! ;)

From reading British-based fanfic and fiction, it seems 'tea' is a meal, when I thought it was just an afternoon snack of tea and something sweet. Or tiny sandwiches.

[davidgillon]

Tea and dinner in the large evening meal sense are completely interchangeable, with regional preferences.

Tea the drink and tiny sandwiches (and usually cakes) is generally referred to as 'Afternoon tea' or 'High Tea' (though that usage may be historically incorrect).

If we delve back to when I was a teen (late 70's) one of my great aunts had been a cook while 'in service' in her younger days. If we went to visit, then she would produce, on the spot and with little if any warning, a tea which consisted of several varieties of sandwiches (and tiny they weren't!), several home-baked cakes - and she was a magnificent pastry cook, and as much tea as anyone could drink.

[king_touchy]

she would produce, on the spot and with little if any warning, a tea

...that sounds like a super-power. ;)

[davidgillon]

I suspect decades of practice, and a large and well-stocked pantry :)

[jesse_the_k]

Dinner is the everybody-sits-together, highest-calorie, longest meal of the day.

Supper is the last meal of the day.

If dinner happens in the daytime, then the meal after sunset is called "supper."

One hundred years ago, "luncheon" was a snack between breakfast and mid-day dinner.

I'm hungry now.

[davidgillon]

If dinner happens in the daytime, then the meal after sunset is called "supper."

Stared at this for a while then realised there may be a geographical discontinuity, with the UK being further north than the US, then there is space for two meals after sunset in much of the year, with tea as the evening main meal and supper as a further meal before bedtime.