Weird and funny dream

[sasha_feather]

Just had the funniest, weirdest pseudo-sex dream. Warning for... body horror?



I* was at a convention and decided to hook up with a skinny, nerdy, inexperienced guy. So we get done with that, and like an hour later, his balls literally fall out of his body, like the ball sac splits and the balls fall out, and he requires medical attention. The doctor is like, could be because of nutritional deficiency? Were you born premature? And they tell him, you'll just have to wait for them to grow back.

*I am often seeing a dream through the POV of a character, like watching a single POV-movie.

This is so funny, omg, what the fuck brain!

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

My goodness that's really weird!

(My favorite dream-advice from a therapist: everyone in the dream is you.)

[sovay]

So we get done with that, and like an hour later, his balls literally fall out of his body, like the ball sac splits and the balls fall out, and he requires medical attention.

In a real-world context that would be horrifying and also I cracked up.

[sasha_feather]

It took me a few minutes, after I woke up, to process that this was literally ball-busting; so strange, so hilarious for my brain to go there.

[sasha_feather]

Well, they are figments of my very active imagination, anyways! hahah

[brainwane]

Yep! Haahahah!