The Planet of the Giant Flower Pots
May. 12th, 2011 08:33 pmInspired by the "toys" prompt at
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The team is going about their business on the plant of the Giant Flower Pots, when they run into Legolas the Elf. Ronon gets above him in a good defensive position while Sheppard works his charm.

How can anyone resist this smirk?

McKay is sort of amused and skeptical.

They talk for a while and get drunk. Legolas, of course, can hold his liquor indefinitely. John tries to steal Ronon's staff.

Suddenly Doctor Bashir shows up from an alternate universe!

Everyone simply continues to get drunk.
Teyla starts getting it on with Dr. Bashir.


Meanwhile, Ronon shows Legolas his gun.


John and Rodney are making out in the corner.

Then Teyla and Ronon get busy.

The sex was so great that they are both totally stunned!

Teyla says, "Seriously? Why am I not in charge here?"

And everyone goes home and lies on their mission report.
The team is going about their business on the plant of the Giant Flower Pots, when they run into Legolas the Elf. Ronon gets above him in a good defensive position while Sheppard works his charm.

How can anyone resist this smirk?

McKay is sort of amused and skeptical.

They talk for a while and get drunk. Legolas, of course, can hold his liquor indefinitely. John tries to steal Ronon's staff.

Suddenly Doctor Bashir shows up from an alternate universe!

Everyone simply continues to get drunk.
Teyla starts getting it on with Dr. Bashir.


Meanwhile, Ronon shows Legolas his gun.


John and Rodney are making out in the corner.

Then Teyla and Ronon get busy.

The sex was so great that they are both totally stunned!

Teyla says, "Seriously? Why am I not in charge here?"

And everyone goes home and lies on their mission report.
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Date: 2011-05-13 02:12 am (UTC)Why are Teyla's arms articulated btw elbow and shoulder. Do they lengthen?
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Date: 2011-05-13 02:18 am (UTC)It is because she is an alien. Didn't you always wonder why they called her an alien on the show? It's because of those extra joints in her arms.
No, actually, all the dolls have those extra joints-- it's because the elbows are only hinges, and the ball part of the elbow joint was moved upward to the upper arm. It's for range of motion, basically.
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Date: 2011-05-13 02:39 am (UTC)Okay, for some bizarre reason I read "lies on their mission report" as if it meant, "lies DOWN on their mission report." Like, they all get back to Atlantis and faceplant on their paperwork. I don't even know.
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Date: 2011-05-13 07:06 am (UTC)This is awesome. I think the last pic -with its caption- is my favorite. Mysteries of the Universe for sure, Teyla.
[I am resisting going *rock music plays*. Barely.]
This prompt is the best. :D
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Date: 2011-05-13 11:33 pm (UTC)I think the Ronon/Legolas shot may be my favorite too. Their INTENSE GAZES!
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Date: 2011-05-13 11:57 pm (UTC)Made of awesome.
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Date: 2011-05-15 09:22 pm (UTC)Best reason to own action figures, ever.