The Planet of the Giant Flower Pots
May. 12th, 2011 08:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Inspired by the "toys" prompt at
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The team is going about their business on the plant of the Giant Flower Pots, when they run into Legolas the Elf. Ronon gets above him in a good defensive position while Sheppard works his charm.

How can anyone resist this smirk?

McKay is sort of amused and skeptical.

They talk for a while and get drunk. Legolas, of course, can hold his liquor indefinitely. John tries to steal Ronon's staff.

Suddenly Doctor Bashir shows up from an alternate universe!

Everyone simply continues to get drunk.
Teyla starts getting it on with Dr. Bashir.


Meanwhile, Ronon shows Legolas his gun.


John and Rodney are making out in the corner.

Then Teyla and Ronon get busy.

The sex was so great that they are both totally stunned!

Teyla says, "Seriously? Why am I not in charge here?"

And everyone goes home and lies on their mission report.
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The team is going about their business on the plant of the Giant Flower Pots, when they run into Legolas the Elf. Ronon gets above him in a good defensive position while Sheppard works his charm.

How can anyone resist this smirk?

McKay is sort of amused and skeptical.

They talk for a while and get drunk. Legolas, of course, can hold his liquor indefinitely. John tries to steal Ronon's staff.

Suddenly Doctor Bashir shows up from an alternate universe!

Everyone simply continues to get drunk.
Teyla starts getting it on with Dr. Bashir.


Meanwhile, Ronon shows Legolas his gun.


John and Rodney are making out in the corner.

Then Teyla and Ronon get busy.

The sex was so great that they are both totally stunned!

Teyla says, "Seriously? Why am I not in charge here?"

And everyone goes home and lies on their mission report.